Two factors prevented me from possibly
becoming a real force in comics; time and geography. I was born just a little
too late and I was in the wrong part of the country. Quite simple really and if
my aunt had had testicles she would have been my uncle. The thing was I was
close; I just didn’t quite make it.
The UK comics scene was dominated in the
mid 1970s by very similar people that kick around now. There were the fanzine
editors, a couple of big, ebullient comics dealers and, on the periphery, a
group of wannabe artists – encouraged by Barry Smith’s successes in the USA and
frust
rated by the lack of opportunity either side of the Atlantic. There was a group
of people, around the latter part of 1976, who emerged from the rest and went
on to make names for themselves in varying degrees in UK comics over the next
twenty years. The most prominent was Dez Skinn, who is still thought of as the
Stan Lee of British comics in many circles; there was also Richard Burton, Alan
McKenzie, Mike Conroy, Alan Austin, Paul Neary, Bob Wakelin, George Barnett,
Martin Lock and a few others who are probably wondering why I’ve left them
out. Some of these people were fanzine editors who went onto edit national
magazines, others were illustrators and in Mike Conroy and Alan Austin’s cases
both ventured into retail while keeping their fingers in various creative pies,
whether by whom they knew or what they knew. Austin produced the first
incarnation of the UK Comics Book Price Guide in the 1970s, when it became
apparent there was a market for speculation.
Others followed, but these were the first
names to emerge from the very shallow pool of people who, with correct
application, could or would become pivotal in the way comics have progressed.
By the 1980s, names such as Moore and Davis, Gibbons, Gibson, Stokes, Ridgway
and Bolland were followed by Morrison, Gaiman, Millar and Ellis, and the coming
years will continue to produce new talents. People want to work in comics,
whether as a creator or as an auxi
liary contributor. But it was the 1970s that
allowed this to happen. I’m not suggesting that a lot of these people wouldn’t
have become successes if it hadn’t been for the 1970s, but it might have taken
a lot longer and some may never have made it. It took one brave decision to change
the face of British comics and that was Marvel’s decision to take Marvel UK
away from the couple of production assistants who constituted the ‘editorial
team’ overseeing Marvel UK’s reprint titles, and give it to Dez Skinn, who
legitimised UK comics by being a dedicated fan who worked for a comics
producing publisher – IPC. This is why he was christened the Stan Lee of
British comics, because he changed the way we bought comics and turned a cheap
entry point for new fans into a universe of its own – he turned substance into
style. Arguably, he also killed the way British kids viewed comics and along
with 2000 AD and a variety of cutting
edge adventure comics, with creators such as Alan Grant, John Wagner and Pat
Mills, they became more sophisticated and whetted the appetites of young comics
readers to the even bigger world of American comics. In the days when we
weren’t as entertained, this was like opening an Aladdin’s Cave – treasures
beyond belief for the inquisitive and imaginative mind.
The influx of US product that had been
growing in the years before Skinn took over Marvel UK had meant that the UK
comics industry was being squeezed by the response. I wasn’t the only kid
scouring Northampton in 1975 for either US Marvels or DCs – anything, even the
romance comics would be enough, because it sang ‘universe’ at you and mankind
loves the concept of understanding the universe, and hey, if you can’t
understand this one, you might be able to understand another one. British
comics needed something positive to happen to them, especially as the comics
reading public were becoming more and more aware of these funky American comics
which cost roughly the same but had entire stories in them, none of this
serialised crap. Yeah, we’d all seen them and owned a few, but they were mainly
ones with 6cents on them and mostly drawn by some guy called Kirby. British
comics needed to counter this and it did by inventing its own Marvel UK
universe that sat next to the real one – a great entry point and a bonus to all
those lovers of the cent variety.
By the time this happened, I was long gone
from comics. The thing is as a fanzine editor who was always mixing with the
big boys, had I been available and in the right places, I could maybe have
achieved something, especially as there appeared to be a lot of money being
thrown around. But I was doing ‘A’ levels and I lived in Northampton, which in
1978/79 might as well have been in Scotland to this 16 year old. So while all
these people I knew were advancing and becoming icons and making a good living,
I was being me in various locations around the country. I’m pretty sure that
had I been in London I could have got a job as teaboy or copy assistant and at
least planted myself in there at a time when Britain was making more noise than
the US – which explains why so many Brits end up saving the arses of the two
big publishers.
I hope the above doesn’t sound mawkish or
full of self-pity, it certainly wasn’t meant to be. I have no regrets nor do
feel like I’ve missed an opportunity; for every Dez Skinn there’s a Nigel
Ballock. For every Dave Gibbons there’s a Paul Killinger. For every Alan Moore
there’s a Graeme Bassett. I’ve been luckier than most and at least I have an
ego the size of a planet that helps temper the fact that in 20 years time I’ll be
remembered as fondly as Mike Cruden. Even if I’m arrogant enough to think I don’t
get the credit I deserve, I can be pretty proud of the little achievements I’ve
had and the fact for a good 13 years I earned a living from it. I’ve won an
award and for a short period of time, I created and edited probably the best,
most rounded, comic book magazine of all time. [I’m probably going to be
regarded as big-headed and deluded by many after that statement, but if someone
famous releases something new and says they think it’s the best thing they’ve
ever done, no one would batter an eye (and many would probably think they’re
wrong), so I don’t see what’s wrong with me having that opinion, even if
everyone who disagrees with me is wrong!] I’ve also achieved a lot of other
things in my life that maybe would never have happened had I been in the right
place at the right age.
What worries me, and when I say worries me,
it’s actually more like a fleeting interest because it sits well with the rest
of this column, is for the current crop of wannabe creators who are knocking on
the door but haven’t been widely received yet. I think wanting to get into
comics is a fucking ridiculous ambition; it has got to be as difficult to
achieve as working for NASA or playing professional football, which, come to
think of it, is probably a damned sight easier. In reality.
The only people who make money from comics
are: the publisher, the creative teams, the editors, the administration
departments, anyone else who works for the publisher; we won’t include printing
because unless you happen to be a comics fan and work at one of the few
printers then you really should buy a lottery ticket; next comes the
distributor, then the retailer and the 2nd hand/back issue dealer
probably trails in last. Now, I’m sure that some of the really popular comics
websites make some money from advertising, but they’re largely done for love
and adulation. The only anomaly is the people who work for and get paid by Wizard and any other comics magazine
that pays a staff. Getting a job at a place like this, when you’re a fan, is
also as rare as rocking horse shit.
I know some people who have aspired to do
just that; aware that they have no chance of becoming the next Alan Moore; they
set their sights on the next best thing, the chance to earn a living from their
hobby. During a period when all was rosy and cosy at Comics International, this rumour came out of nowhere saying that
Dez Skinn had fired me and within a few hours of one particular person hearing
it he phoned up CI, I answered the
phone and he still wanted to speak to Dez plus, just to make it even more
bizarre, he then proceeded to solicit for my job. I sat there looking at Dez
with a weird frown on my face and he was just shrugging and assuring the person
that he was not just saying what he was saying because I was in the room and
there would be no point in calling him back when I’d gone home. The man was
almost rabid about getting into some aspect of comics, even if it meant screwing
me over to work in a dingy basement in North Finchley with the comicbook
equivalent of the Kevin Spacey character from the film Swimming with Sharks.
I wonder what people who run websites want
to ultimately achieve? I really should ask Glenn and Craig this question; why
do they do it, why do it when there are so many others doing it, trying for
those unique hits; so many alternatives; so little chance of getting any credit
or even appreciation, no real chance of becoming a dot.com millionaire, less
chance of being spotted by a comics company and offered a cool job in marketing
or editorial. I remember a prominent comics guy telling me that when he was
editor in chief at Marvel during the 1970s that they had interns (people who
work for nothing for job experience) who weren’t the slightest bit interested
in comics, yet, to put it in a more varied and interesting way, there were fans
who would have walked 30 miles barefoot over broken glass just to put
matchsticks in the shit of the commissioning editors of Marvel or DC. Don’t you
think that’s a little extreme, even if comics are your favouritist thing in the
whole wide world?
I’m here and do this because I like writing,
I get a bit fed up with the only writing I do now relates to either work or how
pissed off I am with something in the world. I actually deleted my blog because
I just couldn’t see the point in it any more – it just seemed like an exercise
in futility, which is what this column might ultimately be if I can’t get back
to the point.
I spend a lot of time bemoaning certain
things about my involvement with comics and yes, I do bang on about things like
I’m trying to ram the idea that I was someone down peoples throats, but the
reason I keep coming back to it is because I’ve always had something to say
about it and it's always taught me something, whether it's about comics or
myself. Indulge me a little more, would you?
I remember the first American comic I ever
bought like it was yesterday; in fact my most vivid memories of when I was
between 10 and 14 are all comics related and most specifically places I’ve
found rare treasures. Swamp Thing #1
was bought from a spinner rack in Don Staniforth’s The Newsagents on Hood Road
in Daventry about four months after it came out in the USA. I remember vividly
that it was just getting dark and I was on my home from school. My first US
Marvel comic was Fantastic Four
#137, I bought it from a kind of newsstand booth in a place called Billing
Aquadrome, situated here in sunny Northampton, the most prominent memory of
that is the smell of candyfloss. There was this time in Rhyl, North Wales, when
on a cold and windy July day, I trudged around this seaside town bored shitless
when we happened upon this horrible little indoor market; again the pre-eminent
memory was of this musty smell, like a mixture between incense and B.O. It was
quite overpowering, but it disappeared when I found this box with a stack of 12
and 15 cent Marvels; Amazing Spider-Man,
The X-Men, The Fantastic Four, Thor
and loads of others, all in absolutely pristine mint condition. The guy was
selling them for 10p each and my mum only let me have 10 instead of all 36 of
them, because I’d been a little twot for most of the day. I knew then that
these were worth a lot more money than 10p each and I was gutted we never went
back.
I remember my first comic marts and vivid
recollections of the first two comic conventions I attended – it always seemed
to involve getting drunk and doing something stupid in Rock Star styled behaviour.
At the Bloomsbury Centre hotel’s bash in 1978 it involved throwing a TV out of
the hotel window, while a year later I got so obliterated at the NEC that even
though I managed to catch the last train home, instead of getting out at
Northampton, I ended up in Bletchley (3 stops further down the line) and got a
£30 taxi home, and in 1979 that was a lot of dosh! My parents weren’t best
pleased about that, I can tell you.
Returning to comics after about 8 years
away shagging and living la dolce vita, there was so much more variety and I
discovered independents, new creators and the magic was born again. I decided
in 1989 that I was going to open my own comics shop and I did it. Regardless of
the ensuing debt and poverty, it was an experience I’m glad happened. Meeting
Dez Skinn again proved to be a good move and thanks to some people with long
memories, I found myself back in almost the same position as I was when I was
rubbing shoulders with the wannabes from the 1970s, except this time I ended up
getting the big break. It doesn’t matter that for 50% of the time I worked at Comics International I would have
gladly buried my boss alive in his own faeces, the other 50% of the time was
fucking fantastic. I, for the most part, got some free comics, the chance to
meet the people who were constantly shaping my life and there were the all
expenses paid trips to UK conventions; I even went to San Diego, but was made
to pay for that treat, when we were there and for about the last 14 years.
Pete Ashton once asked me why do I keep
coming back; if I’m so bitter and twisted about how I’ve been wronged or
misunderstood, why do I constantly bang on the door asking to be let back in?
It’s probably because, ego aside, I quite like it. I’ve always been able to
treat it a little bit like it is, a bit of a fantasy. The Phil Hall of the
comics world is in part a creation of the salesman in me, part a creation of
Dez Skinn’s, because he sensed the desire to be successful in me long before I
was even aware of it and made sure I’d never be as popular as him. The last bit
is my grandmother; she was a volatile psychopath who would have violently
killed you in cold blood if you so much as said a negative thing about her
children or her grandchildren. Mild mannered Phil Hall, social worker by day,
actually turns into Psycho Phil Hall, arsehole of the Internet and attacker of
the innocent by night. It served its purpose and for a few years I was
affectionately known as Dez’s Pit bull. If there was a fight to be had it was
done in my name and I can’t sit here and whinge about that because I was as
culpable as Dez for allowing him to hide behind me when he wanted to have a
rant or shout at someone.
It was also fun, because without realising
it, I was becoming known amongst the comics community and of course when they
met me in person I was actually a bit of a pussycat and they soon forgot that
I’d either called them or acted like an arsehole or a wanker in a previous
communication.
I doubt there’s a comparative interest that
exploits the fans as much as comics have. Yet the thing that is incredible is
it wouldn’t be so bad if the major comics companies were actually run by people
who care about the entire industry, but since the early 1990s they’re just run
by accountants and money men who have either never been shown the positives of
fandom, or are so Scrooge-like that they want your money but they don’t want
anything else. Even since the Internet explosion, comics publishers still
employ press and publicity departments, which is surely the best job to have in
comics because they don’t actually have to do anything because YOU do it for
them.
There’s one more important thing. I’ve
never really had a desire to write comics. I’ve had ideas, but I’ve actually
hardly ever put them down on paper or if I have, they’ve never really developed
into a thing resembling a script. I come up with, what I think are good plots,
but that’s as far as I’ve really ever gone. I’ve really enjoyed writing about
comics, but that’s it. Throwing brickbats is easier than receiving them.
Therefore, like many others, I’m here and was here in a purely finite position;
there is no sky’s the limit scenario for the guy or girl who does the work that
many others, who get paid to do it, should be doing. There is no adulation and
adoration, no guest star status at a comics convention; there is just you
spending your time working free for an industry that doesn’t give a shit about
you, but is bloody glad you’re there all the same.
…I
warn you now, occasionally over the next couple of months, I’m going to talk
about some other things – not comics related. I know this is a comics website,
but you do have other interests and beliefs, don’t you?
Phil Hall